Mispronounced word?!
Question:
Mispronounced word?
A woman named Jill stood up during her church's prayer request time one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the ushers, and bared her soul.
"I want to tell you about the awful accident my husbqand, Jim, has suffered. He was riding his bike, lost control, ran off the road and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital and could have died but all he suffered was a broken scrotum."
The congregation gasped in horror. The men in the congregation were uneasy and writherd in discomfort.
"Jim has been in terrible pain. He can hardly lift anything, and has missed work. Worst of all we cannot cuddle and have intimate relations."
"I ask everyone to say a prayer for Jim, and that his broken scrotum will heal as good as new."
As the crowd sat an pondered this news, a lone man stood up and made his way, In obvious pain, to the pulpit, grabbed the microphone and said...
"My name is Jim and I have only one word for my wife Jill. That word is......
STERNUM!!!!!!
Answers:
And the choir was all set to sing "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag" too.