Two men hold captive in the jungle?!
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Two men hold captive in the jungle?
two men hold captive in the jungle by cannabals that are going to eat them,they beg the which doctor for there relise. He sayes they can go free if they do exactly what he tells them,he tells them to first go of in to the jungle and bring back 100 fruits. So they both go of and a short time later the first man returns with 100 grapes The which doctor says that if he can shove every one of the grapes up his bum with out laughing he can go free. So he starts to shove them up he gets to the last one and starts wetting himself with laughter.The which doctor says you were nearly free why are you laughing ,he says i just seen me mate coming over the hill with 100 pineapples.
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that's nowt they were contemplating watermelons