Plain English?!
Question:
Plain English?
A young woman gets on a bus and sits behind two chaps in their thirties. She can't help but overhear what one, an Italian, is saying to the other, as follows:
"Firs' Emma come, den I ess come, den ess come one time-a more. Den I come again an' ess come again two time-a more. Den I pee and pee one time-a more. Den I come again and all finish."
The young woman jumps up in a rage and slaps the speaker round the ear. "How dare you talk such utter FILTH on a public bus in front of women and young children?" she demands.
The guy looks at her in astonishment, holding his hurt ear.
"Hey! Wassa da matter lydie? I was-a jus' tellin' my compradre how you spell-a MISSISSIPPI!"
Answers:
LMFAO HAHAHA OMG SORRY!
sorry, just had to wipe my eyes, i was laughing so much! thank u, now i have an EXCELLENT joke I can send to my friends! thanks again!
LOL