Just a few sillys some r a lil dirty?!
Question:
Just a few sillys some r a lil dirty?
What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great Lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law and a great lawyer knows the judge.
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What's the difference between a police car and a porcupine?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside
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It's just to hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as
he stepped out of the shower.
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your
money."
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How can you tell that Grandma's sex drive is alive and well?
She keeps baking those Viagra Chip Cookies!
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How do you spell clitoris?"
I don't know, but I had it on the tip of my tongue just a moment ago.
Answers:
Meemeemee Sweetie you have me in 40 splits....these are so Freakin' Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The last one got me all wet and wacky!!!