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A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour,
"What's the camel for?".

The Sargent replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sargent, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters.

The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

3 weeks ago
The Sargent replied, "Well sir, they usually just use the camel to ride into town to find the women.

Star for a smile!

Thats a wierd kind of humour but i get it. I smiled so i gave u a star its a funny joke, I got 1 for you
Ok the first is a blonde joke so dont flip... If anyones a blonde ok
There is a blonde a brunette, and a redhead
Ok they wer busted for a crime they each have been given the death penalty, through the military
The brunette gets a idea Ok the comander says steady and the brunetted yells hurricane hurricane there is gonna be a hurricane they all runaway the brunette gets away
The redhead said thats a good idea the comander and his troops arrive comander says steady...ready..the redhead yells tornado tornado theres gonna be a tornado they all run away redhead gets away
The blonde says those were good but i got the best
They all come back commander yells steady...ready...aim...the blonde yells Fire Fire Fire
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