Did you here the one about?.....?!
Question:
Did you here the one about?.....?
...the little girl sitting on the bus with Mummy, large Woman gets on at the next stop, dressed in tight leopard print top, fish nets, make up done by a plasterer, (getting the picture)
Mummy mutters something under her breath that only her daughter catches,
Little girl says in a loud voice "It's a lady Mummy"
Mummy goes the colour of a lobster (cooked) and hisses back "I know Sweetie, now be quiet there's a good girl."
Little girl says in bewildered voice "But Mummy, you said whatever's that object getting on the bus!"
3 weeks ago
PATHETIC did you say PIMPLE???
Go into his jokes everybody the best was how do you bowl a maiden over! that was over a month ago. Another great one coming up any time soon pimple??
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Never heard that one before. Thanks. lol