HAPPY 4TH!!! Are you drinking WINE or WATER?? LOL!!?!
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HAPPY 4TH!!! Are you drinking WINE or WATER?? LOL!!?
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/ or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk phunny, than to drink water and be full of crap!!
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I consider this a public service, and you know if I say it, it's gotta be true!! ;)
Answers:
I am JUSUS! i CAN CHANGE WATER INTO WINE! MUHAHAHA!