POLL:Here's one for you night owls?? Joke!!!!!!!!!!!?!
Question:
POLL:Here's one for you night owls?? Joke!!!!!!!!!!!?
An octopus walks into a bar and states:
"I can play any musical instrument you like"
Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than 'Hendrix'
Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than 'Elton'
Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the scotsman says; 'Whats wrong - "Can ye no play it?"
The octopus replies;"PLAY IT?"
"I'm gonna f**k her brains out once i get her pyjamas off!"
Answers:
haha!! I have that on my phone!! star for you my friend!