Any good Yo momma Jokes?!
Question:
Any good Yo momma Jokes?
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yo mommas so dumb, she got fired from an m&m factory from throwin out all the w&w's.
yo mommas so fat when she jumps in the ocean the whales start singin "We r Family"
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
yo mommas so dumb, she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mamas so dumb i saw her lookin over a glass wall 2 c what was on the other side.
Yo mamas so dumb i seen her yellin into a evelope and i said, "what r u doin?" and she said "sendin a voice mail"
a lot i no. but i hope u find some u like!!!!