Someone give me a riddle...?!

Someone give me a riddle...?

I want a riddle to solve! But include the answers down at the bottom (space down a bit so I dont see them)....you can add as many as you want (it may help your chances of becoming 'best answer')

Thanks!

Ok here's one...

A plane crashed at the border of The United States and Canada were do you bury the survivors?


you don't they're survivors they didn't die.


here's another one...

One knight a king and a queen went into a room then they were killed...who killed them???


The knight did


here's another one...

A butcher is 6ft tall and lives on the corner of Brown st. and Red st. what does he weight???


He weights meat he's a butcher