Have some silly ones at the moment, a la tommy cooper.tell me if u like any,more!
Question:
Have some silly ones at the moment, a la tommy cooper.tell me if u like any,more to come.....?
1- I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.'
2-This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.
3-I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said 'Tenpin?' I said, 'No, permanent.'
4-I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'
5-I was at a Garden Centre and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.
6-Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU! I said 'Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said 'No, I've got china in my hand.'
7-I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet. 'Best Before End'
8-I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said 'Analogue.' I said 'No, just a watch.'
3 weeks ago
theres more.check out the next section of the list!
Answers:
Funny.!!!
Liked them so 10/10.!!!
Short and sweet.!!!
Ha ha ha.