This is the next lot...........?!


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This is the next lot...........?

9-I went into a shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle.' The bloke said 'Kenwood'I said, 'Where is he then?'

10-My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bisatchel.

11-I went to the doctor. I said to him 'I'm frightened of lapels.' He said, 'You've got cholera.'

12-I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R.

13-I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it down.

14-I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.

15-The recruitment consultanT asked me 'What do you think of voluntary work?? I said 'I wouldn't do it if you paid me.'

16-I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener. I said, 'You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana.' He said, 'No, this is for the custard.'

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3 weeks ago
thers still more.check out part 3!

3 weeks ago
thers still more.check out part 3!

3 weeks ago
skybluecarp.
the names toolbox and i had to ask 4 q's cos wasnt enough space.
check out the toolbox q's that were posted same time as this!!!!!!!!!


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