Tricky is now doing his best to make amends for the last poor effort (apparently!


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Tricky is now doing his best to make amends for the last poor effort (apparently)?

"same as usual, jack?" asks the barman as he sees one of his regulars walk up to the bar.
"no thanks, just an orange juice, please" replies the man dejectedly.
taken aback the barman asks him why.
"it's my wife. she says if i come home one more time legless & covered in puke, she'll pack her bags & leave."
the barman tells him he has away to get around the problem.
"have a £10 note handy & when you arrive home in your usual state, insist it was someone else who threw up all over you. show her the money & say he offered to pay for the dry cleaning."
jack's well pleased with the idea & spends the evening drinking pint after pintuntil he's blind drunk.
sure enough by the time he's got home, he's thrown up on himself but still remembers the little trick..
as soon as his wife starts shouting at him he shows her the money & explains what happened.
"but that's a £20 note" rants his wife.
"er... yes, that's right," says jack "but the same guy also shat in my pants as well."


Answers:

That's hilarious - thanks for the laugh Tricky!!!!


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