I'm really down right now, can someone tell me some good and funny jokes? short !


Question:

I'm really down right now, can someone tell me some good and funny jokes? short of long plz?

plz plz plz and ty ty ty


Answers:

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was

touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small

of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his

hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point

below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.

His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left

thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming

aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and

rolled over to his side of the bed.

" Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.



He whispered back, " I found the remote."



Ahhhhhh! So much for romance!


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