Gotta Luv Johnny...lol?!

Gotta Luv Johnny...lol?

I think this is the funniest...lol
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question.

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with
your gun, how many would be left ?"

"None.",replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the
answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there
were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking
her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking
her cone, which one is married ?

Well," said the teacher neverously, "I guess the one sucking the
cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her
finger. But I like the way you are thinking.

3 weeks ago
I Like the Way U THink: Part 2

The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds, asked the class
the following question,

" What is bright red and shiny?"

Little Johnny jumped up and shouted, " A fire engine !!!!???"
"No! No!" said the teacher," But I like the way you think. Anyone else?"

Little Susan replied that it was an apple and the teacher was happy
except Johnny of course (well he has to be otherwise there wouldn't
be a punch line to this joke).

Anyway, Little Johnny asked the teacher if he can ask a question to
which she nodded OK. " What is long, hard, rounded and has hair at
one end? "

JOHNNY!!!" she screamed, "WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT TALK HERE..."
Johnny replied, " No, it's a toothbrush, but I like the way you
think !"

LMAO, good ole Little Johnny!