Some more military jokes.......?!
Question:
Some more military jokes.......?
1. Why did the Navy invent powdered soap?
Takes longer to pick it up in the shower.
2. A Marine enters the rest room and uses the urinal. He finishes and proceeds to exit, when an Airman washing his hands at the sink notices the Marine is about not to the same.
The Airman talking down to the Marine by saying, the Air Force teaches us to wash our hands after p*ssing. The Marine retorts, the Marine Corp teaches us not to p*ss on hands in the first place.
Answers:
The second one was funny. The 1st a bit disturbing.