Tell me some really good jokes veg or non-veg anything will do.?!
Question:
Tell me some really good jokes veg or non-veg anything will do.?
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i HOPE YOU LIKE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.