Just a little funny 1 glasgow v america?!

Just a little funny 1 glasgow v america?

>If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow Eyewitness
>accounts.
>America:"Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, i
>just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to
me"
>Glasgow "Bawbag wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a
>good boot, then decked him"
>America:" I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get
home,
>I thought i was gonna die"
>Glasgow:" here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"
>America:" there was pandemonium, people were running in all
directions,
>we didn't know what was happening thought i was gonna die"
>Glasgow:"F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"
>America:" We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas
canister,
>and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I
>just ran for my life"
>Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty
>couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave
>him a good boot to the baws"
>America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought i was gonna die"
>Glasgow:" There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a
>fire it wis like that"
>America:" I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna
die"
>Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am
>gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"
>& finally, two quotes from an eye-witness......... John Smeaton (these are real)
>John just surpassed himself on the National ITV news. The interviewer
>asked "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is Glasgow we'll just set about you"
>John done an interview on cnn and they asked how he restrained the guy
>and he said "me and other folk were just tryin to get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him" !

lol

i am so proud to be scottish after reading this!