Do you agree with this ..Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beaut!


Question:

Do you agree with this ..Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.?

Q: Do you know what 6.9 is?

A: A good thing screwed up by a period.


Guy walks into a bar with a a pile of dog-**** in his hand.
He says, "Hey everybody, look what I almost stepped in".



Have you heard about playboy's new magazine for married men?

Same centerfold every month


Q. What do you get when you cross an Englishman with a pig?

A. Nothing -- there are some things that a pig simply WON'T do!


Someone is knocking on the door. John opens up and sees a scary looking
man with a gun in his hand:
"I'm the lady-killer from Boston!"
John turns around and calmly shouts:
"Hon, it's for you."


Answers:

Good ones.
Especially the first 2 - FUNNY.


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