Did I hurt you??!


Question:

Did I hurt you??

A man was constipated. It was serious, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor said "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll put one in now and I'll give you another one for later."

The man goes home and starts feeling sick again. He asks his wife to put a suppository in. She puts one hand on his shoulder and sticks the suppository in.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!" he screamed. His wife asks him, "What's wrong? Did I hurt you?"

"No, I just realized that the doctor had both of his hands on my shoulders!!!

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3 weeks ago
Get a life Jeddav!! Ha ha...n yea i am a girl...........!! x


Answers:

That's nothing. I recently visited my doctor, with some embarrassment, as I was suffering from an extremely itchy bottom. Assuming he would just write an prescription for some soothing cream or ointment, I was most shocked when he insisted on an examination of my rear end. As I was bent over with facial cheeks blood red, I heard him gasp, and then tell me to redress and take a seat. He then told me that I had a bit of LETTUCE poking out of my bottom, and that he would arrange transport for me to my local hospital for an operation! Needless to say I was flabbergasted, and asked why he couldn't just pull it out. To which he replied that it would be too dangerous as it could be just the tip of the eisberg.


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