I don't care who your are........thats funny right there.? (Part 2)?!
Question:
I don't care who your are........thats funny right there.? (Part 2)?
Please star if you laugh
(Part 2 of 2)
These are taken from real resumes/CVs and
Cover Letters, and were printed in the July 21,2003, issue of "Fortune" Magazine:
13. "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no
training in Meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."
14. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."
15. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far."
16. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest
chainstore."
17. "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."
18. "Marital status: often. Children: various."
19. "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers."
20. "Finished eighth in class of ten."
21. "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me."
Answers:
WOW! These are freakin' brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!