In honor of my fellow veterans.....we all had one of these in our battalion.?!
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In honor of my fellow veterans.....we all had one of these in our battalion.?
Please star if you laugh
These are actual lines from Military Performance Appraisals:
1. "Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching."
2. "A room temperature IQ."
3. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
together."
4. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary
ignoramus."
5. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
6. "Bright as Alaska in December."
7. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming."
8. "He's so dense, light bends around him."
9. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
10. "It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
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101st Aviation Battalion 1986 - thanks and happy fourth!