Theres this bloke & hundreds of cheering people around a massive swimming po!
Question:
Theres this bloke & hundreds of cheering people around a massive swimming pool.?
The little chap shouts " QUIET PLEASE!! "the crowd goes silent and the man says " ladies & gentlemen, today i will give any person here £ 50,000 cash if they can swim to the other end of this shark infested pool!! " The crowd emit a nervous ,excited murmer but nobody steps forward!
" OK EY DOKEY! how about £50000 cash, a mansion & any **** in the world you want!! "
SPLASH!! the crowd turn & watch in disbelief as a man starts swimming like a madman!
halfway up the pool a shark takes a chunk out of his leg & blood starts spreading all over the pool.
he keeps going and soldiers on, swimming through the pain he drags himself out of the pool bleeding like a good un!
the crowd surround him & the little man kneels down beside him " WOW! your a helluva guy! heres your £ 50,000 cash,your mansions paid for now what **** do you want sir?
the swimmer stares intentllyy at the man & says " the only **** i want is the **** that pushed me in".
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Like it, have a star for making me giggle.