Old Lady Speed Demon?!


Question:

Old Lady Speed Demon?

An 80 year old lady was late for Church so she decided to step on it. A cop came along and told her to pull over. The old lady was worried that her perfect driving record was going to be shattered. "May I see your driver's licence please" said the cop. The old lady said, "I don't have one" "Why not" said the cop "Because I was driving drunk" said the old lady, "Let me see your ownership" said the cop. "Can't do that, said the old lady, the car is stolen!" "What? said the cop, Where did you get this car?" "Ask the owner, said the old lady, but he's in the trunk dead, I had to kill him to get the vehicle" By now the cop was panicking and pulled his gun and called for backup. When the other cop showed up he asked the old lady to open the trunk, it was empty, he asked to see her ownership, she showed it to him, and she showed her licence and it was all in order, and her record was clean. "Ummm Ma'am I'm sorry therer must be some mistake my partner thought you were some murdering car thief"

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3 weeks ago
The old lady said "OK it's not your fault, and I bet the damn liar said I was speeding too!"


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Great one!


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