But this IS my house?!

But this IS my house?

A cop was walking the beat when he saw a drunk staggering around making his way down the sidewalk. The cop thought he better make sure the guy gets home safely so he follows him at a distance. The man comes up to some row houses that all look the same. He squints and pause at a few doors and goes up to number 58 and fumbles with his keys at the door, drops them a couple times then kicks them under the step. He curses a few times then tries a window, and can't get it open, then falls onto the lawn in frustration. The cop comes up to him and asks "Are you sure that this is your house buddy?" He replies "Course I'm sure you asshole, don ya think I don know wheres I live at?" The cop tries the door and it opens. The guy says "See my wife left it open for me, she was 'specting me!" "Are you sure this is your house?" YEAH Dammit I'll shows ya!" See there that's my damn dog, that's my damn TV, that's my damn couch. C'mon go upstairs... He shows the cop, that's my damn bedroom....

3 weeks ago
There's my damn bedroom, there's my damn wife, and next to her there's me!"

lol toally hilarious and awesome!!!! drunks r hilarious! =)