A military joke in honor of Independence Day?!
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A military joke in honor of Independence Day?
On a naval carrier there's a Navy Captain, an Army Colonel, an Air Force Colonel and a Marine Colonel.They're arguing which service has the most guts. Finally, the Navy Captain says watch this...he shouts Seaman, MAN OVERBOARD! High in the crow's nest a sailor dives from the nest into water and dies instantly.The Navy Captain satisfied with what he saw replied, See, that took guts.The Army Colonel responded by rolling a live grenade and shouting, GRENADE! A Private ran and threw his body on the grenade, sheilding everyone from the explosion, and died. The Army Colonel satisfied replied, That took guts.The Marine Colonel ordered his Private to aim his weapon and shoot him, the Marine Colonel, right between the eyes. Just before the Private fired a second Private got between the colonel and the bullet dying instantly. The Marine Colonel satisfied said, That took guts.The Air Force Colonel shouted, Airman come here! The Airman replied, F*@k You! The Air Force Colonel said, That took GUTS
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