Joke: a few quickies to start the day with?!
Question:
Joke: a few quickies to start the day with?
witha plane about to crash, the captain asks the passengers. 'Does anyone on board believe in the power of prayer?'
a preacher immediately puts his hand up
'good' said the captain. 'we're one parachute short
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What did the kamikaze pilot instructor say to his students?- watch closely, l'm only going to do this once
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did you hear about the bisexual donkey?
it had a hee in the morning and a haw at night
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what has four legs and flies?
a dead horse
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did you hear about the irish wolfhound?
it got caught in a trap, it chewed off three legs, but was still caught
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what doyou call a man who cries while he masturbates?
a tearjerker
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3 weeks ago
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OK YOU BOSSY GIT. That better, mind my joke's are better,hahahahha!