These Are The Imponderables........?!
Question:
These Are The Imponderables........?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Answers:
I'm going to try and answer these just because I'm bored and killing time.
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? So the gouls don't come out.
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Because it does the opposite. Hair's usually dark so it lightens it, skins usually light so it darkens it. They don't know when to stop.
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
That's just one of life's mysteries.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Because glue has to dry to stick and it doesn't usually dry in the bottle.
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Maybe because they can't find out the numbers since it'd be personal gain?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Another of life's mysteries.
Why is a boxing ring square?
Easier to get more on different sides and seperate the boxers. You can't put someone in the corner if there is no corner.
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
It sticks to your lips?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
They call it practice so you can't sue them if they kill you.
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
No idea actually.
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Never thought about that but it's true huh?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Never tasted dishwashing liquid so that could be false advertising. I would like to know where they get artificial flavors from though.
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
No idea
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Because they're trying to confuse people or maybe it was originally the second hand.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Because everyone's trying to rush?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Because the people putting the dictionary together were really bored.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
No one's thought they were important enough for a name.
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Cats would probably get sick from the taste
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Plane probably won't fly.
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Yes, it's called naked swimming ... ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
You don't just a photo ID. I don't have a license and buy liquor all the time.