What did you expect? Here is another joke for you.?!


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What did you expect? Here is another joke for you.?

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley, "maybe we will see what we can do."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."


Answers:

Ah nun jokes. It would be rude not to share.

A group of nuns are painting a new room and they don't want to get their gowns dirty. One suggests that they take all their clothes off since they are the only ones in the room and no one else can see them. So they strip down, start painting and then there is a knock on the door, "Blind Man!" The nuns stop and wonder if they should answer the door, "Who is it?" "Blind Man!" the head nun says, "well, it's a blind man. He cannot see, so it can do no harm to let him in." They open the door and the man walks in, "Nice cans ladies, now where do you want the blinds?"


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