Canadian Beer Jokes?!


Question:

Canadian Beer Jokes?

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke" The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"
The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

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3 weeks ago
Canadian Beer Joke (2)
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Ralph! Whacha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Ralph.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."

3 weeks ago
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and
continued drinking it as if nothing happened.

The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!"


Answers:

Ralph, haha! There was this hilarious movie in the early 80's - I think it was called, "Strange Brew" and it was all about these two beer crazy Canadians who worked in a beer bottling plant! Rent it!


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