Why the Goverment is in the Shape it is In......?!
Question:
Why the Goverment is in the Shape it is In......?
A Washington, DC, airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble!
1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)
2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information.Then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid,but Capetown is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa."Her response - click.
3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando.He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!"
Answers:
NICE!! my mom works at the airport and gets tons of stuff like that also. She also trys to be funny though. One time, she was boarding a plane, and someone came along named Hugh. She tried really hard to not say it, but she just had to! "How are Hugh?" The man didn't get it though. Some people just have no sense of humor sometimes!