What kind of perfume is that?!
Question:
What kind of perfume is that?
An old lady gets on an elevator with two women who are wearing so much perfume it makes the poor old lady's eyes water. "What is that scent you're wearing?" the old lady asks the brunette. "Oh this is Secret Rendezvous! One hundred dollars an ounce at Macy's!", she asks the blonde "And what is it you are wearing?" "Oh, it's Fantasy Encounter, TWO Hundred dollars an ounce at Bloomingdales!", Just before the old lady steps off the elevator she rips a huge fart, "That's cabbage 59 cents a pound at Safeway!" Enjoy!"
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Cabbage farts make me hungry!!!! :)