Commit the Crime ....do the Time?!
Question:
Commit the Crime ....do the Time?
A feisty 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting.
Standing before the Judge, she was asked, " What did you steal?"
"A can of peaches," she replied.
The Judge then asked her why she had stolen them.
"I was hungry," she said.
The Judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, “6”.
The Judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." But before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the Judge if he could say something.
"What?" said the Judge.
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
Answers:
If I were the judge, I wouldn't mess with an old lady, everyone knows that they secretly practice jujitsu.