Joke for you all?!

Joke for you all?

A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at
her and speaks in a clear voice."I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph.
The husband speaks again."I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because
I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75.
He pushes his luck."I want the house," he says insistently...Up to 80."I want the car, too," he continues.
85mph. "and," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at la

3 weeks ago
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.No, I've got everything I need," she says.Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, The wife turns to himand smiles.
"The airbag."
Moral of the Story :Women are crazy!!!! Don't mess with them!!

3 weeks ago
Muhahahahahaha!

The punch line - a few true words spoken in jest.

Only a fool man would tell such a storey when a woman is behind the wheel.

Only an intelligent woman would have the control and the mind to plan his demise.