Joke:Mental health help line!!?!
Question:
Joke:Mental health help line!!?
You are calling the,The mential Health Institute!
Please chose one of the fullowing options.
If you are obsessive-compulsive,Press1 repeatedly.
If you have multiple-personalities,press2,... and 4.
If you suffer from post-traumatic stress
disorder,Press 5 but do it v-e-r-y-s-l-o-w-l-y and carfully.
If your dyslexic,Press 6 Now press 9 now press 6 now press 9 now press 9.
If your delusional,Press 7.and your call will transferred to the Mothership.
If you have short term memory loss,Press 8.If you have short term memory loss press8.
If you have schizophrenia,Listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press.
If your co-dependant,ask someone to press the numbers for you.
If your depressed,don't bother to press any numbers.No one will be able to help you anyway.
If you are paranoid,don't worry,we know how you are,we know what you want,we know were you are, well reach you.
low selfesteem,please hang up were too busy to talk to u!
Answers:
Like it, so does myself sat next to me!