I am having a problem with my neighbor?!


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I am having a problem with my neighbor?

my dumb, fat neighbor is a pain in the ###!!! for starters, when i am not home, he jumps my fence with a ladder that i havent seen in my garage in a while.. and uses my pool, according to a trusty neighbor. he hangs out in my yard all day!! he runs an extension cord from my outside outlet to his house. and to make it even better, he uses my hose and water to water his lawn. when the mail comes, he is the first to sort through it. i dont know why he would even want to read my mail. when he has parties, he instructs guests to park in my driveway and lawn. his wife is also a *****. i caught her grocery shopping in my kitchen!!! the police cant do anything about it. (so they say). we have really crappy police. there are only about 4 cops and they can never be counted on because the spend time at the diner and coffee house. what are some good ideas (funny) that i could do to get him to stop taking advantage of me???


Answers:

Give him a miniature sized pair of scissors and say "Hey, while you're in my yard today would you mind cutting my grass?" and hand him the scissors


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