Even more Pun-ishment????!
Question:
Even more Pun-ishment????
1. A backward poet writes inverse.
2. In a democracy it´s your vote that count´s; in feudalism, it´s your Count that votes.
3.A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
4. If you don´t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
5. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
6. Show me a piano falling down in a mine shaft and i´ll show you A flat miner.
7. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
8. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
9. A grenade fell onto kitchen floor in France, resulted in
Linoleum Blownapart.
10. You are stuck with your bedt if you can´t buge it
11. He broke into song because he couldn´t find the key.
3 weeks ago
10. it is "debt" not "bedt" sorry!
Answers:
Great stuff.. suggest you call yourself the Pun-isher?