Blonde jokes?!


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Blonde jokes?

can you tell me some blonde jokes please?


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A blind man enters a Ladies Only bar by mistake. He finds his way to
a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you want to hear a good blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind- that you should know five things:
~ The bartender is a blonde girl.
~ The bouncer is a blonde girl.
~ I’m a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
~ The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter.
~ The lady to your right is also blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
“Nah….not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times. “

A young blonde, from Louisiana, was on vacation and driving through the Florida Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle on prices” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Well then, maybe I’ll just have to go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!”
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, “Little lady, go give it a shot!”
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch her an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he pulled over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9 foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, and nails it right between the eyes and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.
Lying nearby were 7 more carcases, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto it’s back. Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out….. ‘”S**T…THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT TOO!”


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