A man a duck and a three legged dog walk into a bar?!
Question:
A man a duck and a three legged dog walk into a bar?
10 points for the best punch line.
Answers:
The duck says "Wiskey for this man and me, and put it on my bill"
The bartender replies "That's fine, but what about the dog?"
The dog looks up at the bartender, growls real mean, and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw !!"