BEWARE: Flying Balls.?!
Question:
BEWARE: Flying Balls.?
A man staggers into a emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck.
Naturally the docton ask him what happend."Well, it was like this,"said the man"I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around,I noticed one of the cows had something white at it's rear end.
"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough,There was my wifes golf ball--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?"asked the doctor.
"Well.I lifted the cows tail and yelled to my wife,'Hey, this looks like yours!"
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cool jane