One for the chauvinists out there...?!
Question:
One for the chauvinists out there...?
A married couple receive a bank statement with a huge overdraft. They also receive a final demand for the gas bill, so they agree to save money. That evening, they are watching TV when the man gets up and tells his wife that he's off down the pub. Outraged, the wife informs him that he has no right to go to the pub and leave her at home when they need to economise. The husband nods and tells his wife to put her coat on. Surprised and amazed, the wife asks, "Why, are we going out together?" "No," he says. "I'm turning the heating off."
Answers:
she could have set fire to him to keep warm