Do you like my flying joke?!

Do you like my flying joke?

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty
flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:

"Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:

"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her
again,

"Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan:

"Smooth as Silk."

This time the woman turned on him,

"What the F*** do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said

"Ahhhhh, EasyJet!!!

Well I guess its alright but try this one out for a good chuckle.


a newly wed couple from Alabama went to Minnesota for there honey moon and were staying at a cabin on a lake.The owner of the resort noticed the man out fishing day and night never taking his new bride with him.He approached the man and asked him why he was not spending time making love to his new wife.In a deep southern drawl the man answered,well sir we can make love she has gonorrhea,the resort owner sorta gulped and said well flip her around and go in the back door again the southern man said sir I cant she has diarrhea,again the resort owner came back with how about her mouth and was answered by I cant she has piarea.My god the resort owner said why did you marry her.The southern man answered sir she has worms and I like to fish