Ok do you think theres anything dumber????!

Ok do you think theres anything dumber????

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping
> > beside her car. "Do you
> > need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I
> > should have replaced the
> > battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't
> > get into my car. Do you
> > think they (pointing to a distant convenience
> > store) would have a battery
> > to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an
> > alarm, too?" I asked. "No,
> > just this remote thingy," she answered, handing
> > it and the car keys to
> > me. As I took the key manually unlocked the door, I
> > replied, "Why don't you
> > drive over there and check about the batteries.
> > It's a long walk."

When I was a shift manager at a Pizza Hut, we had just opened for the day when two women came in for a meal. The waitress came to me, "Um, there's two people in here!"
"That's okay, we're open. Get them seated and ask them for their drink order," I told her. "Okay," she said, "What do you think they'll order?" I rolled my eyes, "By the time you get their drinks, they'll probably know what they want to eat". Then she looked worried and asked, "If they don't want any breadsticks, should I give them some anyway?"