Joke for the day?!


Question:

Joke for the day?

This is a story about a popular young Baptist preacher who on Sunday morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contract & is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.

Bubba, who owns several car dealerships, stands up & announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year & his lovely wife with a minivan to transport their children!"

The congregation sighs & applauds.

Billy Bob, the entrepreneur and investor, stands & says, "If the preacher stay I'll double his salary, & establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of his children!"

More sighs & applause.

Mrs. Ella May, age 70, stands & announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll give him SEX!"

There is a hush.

The blushing preacher asks, "Mrs. Ella May, whatever possessed you to say that?"

Mrs. Ella May answers, "I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said 'fvck him!'"


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Thanks that brightened up my day + made me LLF!


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