Yo momma...?!

Yo momma...?

Let me hear your best "Yo Momma" jokes!

Here are mine:

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whale started singing "We are family, even though your bigger than me"

Yo mama's so fat, she needs two passports, one for each butt cheek.

Yo mama's so ugly, Micheal Jackson looks good.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."