A dead Sea Gull?!
Question:
A dead Sea Gull?
A new daddy went to the beach with his son. The mother was so proud of the moment that she left them in their glory.
The son soon stumbled upon a dead sea gull on the beach. The son asked his daddy, "why is this here?"
The proud daddy said, "son, that is why life exists, so that life will feed on life."
Again, this time confused, the son asked, " so why is this here?"
The daddy, getting flustered, said "because God takes all things up to Him when they die, if they are of good nature."
So scratching his head, the son asks, "so why did God throw this one back?"
lol
Answers:
never play pranks with kids!!
they r sooooo innocent!!!!
STUDENT- Miss, Miss can I please go to the toilet??
TEACHER- Yes as soon as you say the ABC!
STUDENT- Ok, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
TEACHER- Where’s the P??
STUDENT- Running down my leg!!!!!!