Favourite Joke?!

Favourite Joke?

Mine is the one about the two men who walk in to a bar.

One says gruffly " a pint of lager for me and another for me friend Donkey face."

Then it's 'Donkey Faces' turn to get in a round he says to the bar man " a pppppp, ..pppp. pppint of lllllager for mmme and one for my mmmmmate pppppplease."

The bar man takes him to one side and says gently "he aint much of a mate you know, he came in here calling you 'Donkey Face.'

The poor man replies sadly " I know eeyore eeyore eeyorlways call me that."

3 weeks ago
please star if you like it, even if you have heard it before.

there you go have a star, l'm a charitable chap