Go on then here's another limerick?!


Question:

Go on then here's another limerick?

an old maid in the land of Aloha
got wrapped in the coils of a Boa
and as the snake squeezed
the old maid,not displeased
cried "darling i love it,samoa!"


Answers:

hahah i love limericks...

here's a few more for you (some of my favorites :) ):

There was a young man named Kurt
Who climbed mountains while dressed in a skirt
He said it felt nice
In the cold in the ice
And kept those below more allert.


There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'


There once was a man from Peru
Who had a lot of growing up to do,
He'd ring a doorbell,
then run like hell,
Until the owner shot him with a .22


There once was a young boy named Nick
Who by chance was always being kicked
He tried not to fight
For he was smart, kind and bright
So he learned how to run really quick


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