I recieved this in an email is it ok?!

I recieved this in an email is it ok?

> TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
> MARIA : Here it is!
> TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
> CLASS : Maria!
> ______________________________...
> TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
> FRANK : Because of the sign.
> TEACHER : What sign?
> FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
> ______________________________
> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
> ____________________________
> TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
> TEACHER : No, that's wrong
> GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
> ___________________________
> TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
> TEACHER : What are you talking about?
> DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
> __________________________
> TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
> have ten years
> ago.
> WINNIE : Me!
> _____________________
> TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
> GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
> _____________________
> TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> MILLIE : I is...
> TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
> MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
> _______________________
> TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
> TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
> ______________________
> TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> tree, but also
> admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish
> him?"
> LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
> ______________________
> TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
> SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
> ____________________
> TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
> brother's. Did
> you copy his?
> CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!!

i got this from an email too

DORMITORY:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the letters:
>>> > >>? DIRTY ROOM
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? PRESBYTERIAN:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the letters:
>>> > >>? BEST IN PRAYER
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? ASTRONOMER:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the letters:
>>> > >>? MOON STARER
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? DESPERATION:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the letters:
>>> > >>? A ROPE ENDS IT
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? THE EYES:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the letters:
>>> > >>? THEY SEE
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? GEORGE BUSH:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the
>>> >letters:
>>> > >>? HE BUGS GORE
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? THE MORSE CODE:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the letters:
>>> > >>? HERE COME DOTS
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? SLOT MACHINES:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the letters:
>>> > >>? CASH LOST IN ME
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? ANIMOSITY:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the letters:
>>> > >>? IS NO AMI TY
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? ELECTION RESULTS:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the letters:
>>> > >>? LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? SNOOZE ALARMS:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the letters:
>>> > >>? ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? A DECIMAL POINT:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the
>>> >letters:
>>> > >>? IM A DOT IN PLACE
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? THE EARTHQUAKES:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the letters:
>>> > >>? THAT QUEER SHAKE
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the letters:
>>> > >>? TWELVE PLUS ONE
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
>>> > >>
>>> > >>? MOTHER-IN-LAW :
>>> > >>? When you rearrange the letters:
>>> > >>? WOMAN HITLER