It's dark in here..........................(oldie)?!


Question:

It's dark in here........................

The unfaithful housewife calls her lover during the day while her husband was at work. One day the husband comes early so she hid her lover in the closet...unfortunately her 9-year old son was also hiding there watching things! So the boy has company:
boy:"It's dark in here"
man:"yep"
boy:"i've a baseball"
man:"that's nice"
boy:"wanna buy it?"
man:"no thanks"
boy:"my dad's outside..."
man:"ok how much?"
boy:"$250"...

After a few weeks the same thing happens again...
boy:"it's dark in here"
man:*sigh*"yep"
boy:"I've a baseball glove..."
man:"how much?"
boy:"$750"

A few days later the father asks the boy to play baseball, but surprised when the boy tells him that he sold all the gear for $1000. Angrily, the father takes him to the church and alerts the priest about the cash his son has got...the priest tells the boy to go into the confession booth...
boy:"it's dark in here"
priest:"oh don't start that sh!t again!!!"

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3 weeks ago
holy cow!!! this jokes makes quite a stir everytime, does it?????


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funny


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